Wednesday, June 6, 2007

The 3-year girlfriend contract? LOL

I'm starting to think Amélie offers her potential girlfriends a 3-year contract. Well, she did say she doesn't care about gay marriage, didn't she? It's like employer associations getting horrified at Unions' demands of job stability. LOL.

Let's see:
  • December 1998-February 2001 (2.3 years): Sylvie
  • February 2001-April 2004 (3.1 years): Pascale
  • April 2004-March 2007 (3 years): Géraldine
  • March 2007-?: Marie
If the contract conditions remain unchanged (that is, if the Unions don't complain too much) Marie's contract will expire in the first half of 2009.

I'm already thinking of participating to the 2009-2012 bid. The call for tender will probably be issued around October 2011 (that's the month Amélie usually has some trouble at home), so I have plenty of time to prepare the application.

PS: I wonder how the selection is carried through and what are the criteria of judgement... *devil*

56 comments:

BARBIE said...

I don't know what to say *speechless*

LOL

Spank said...

Has anyone else noticed that her pets last longer than her gfriends?? :D LOL

Bumsby said...

ROFL... LMAO

Spank said...

? it's not that funny, it's true! Just ask Sophie..

Gentle said...

So, do you think she is going to get younger each time like she got older with her g/f?? 16 the next one?

Bumsby said...

*searches for a suitable predictive statistical model...*

Anonymous said...

My pets last way longer than my girlfriends! I keep telling my 14-year-old female cat (Fredgirl):
"Why can't I meet a human like you?"

She just purrs.

Bumsby said...

My pets last way longer than my girlfriends too and... I don't even have pets! *eek* :P

Gentle said...

My girl friends last longer than my pets!! If I stay with the present one, she has to last another six years.. we have been together nine!

Nadl said...

i really really like this theory.. the more i read your blog the more i believe in this rumours *lol*

Spank said...

Cats are so loyal, they can eat anywhere but they always come back for some special love :)

Gentle are you refering to your current gfriend or you current pet? :D

Spank said...

I was wondering that too Gentle, if Amelie's gfriends will start to get younger now and be closer to her own age???

Spank said...

I hope she does not go all Lendl/Philliposis on us and doing obscene things with 16 yr olds. Hopepfully they are too immature for her..

marija said...

what happened with a photo of that child sitting on the stands?

Bumsby said...

What photo are you talking about?!?!

marija said...

the photo of that cild sitting and watching amelie during rg.

Bumsby said...

I've never seen it... the fact was reported by some posters/bloggers but I don't have a photo nor have seen the match *shrug*

marija said...

lol but you have a strong belief lol

Bumsby said...

I wouldn't say it's strong... it's normal. I also trust those who said it (Barbie, for example)

Nadl said...

had that little girl blonde hairs?

Spank said...

Marija! Please stop refering to her as a "child" it's creeping me out BIG TIME!! :( :P

Bumsby said...

yep she had blonde hair

Spank said...

I doubt she is a natural blonde...

marija said...

good, if they so her thay can find the way to post the photo.

marija said...

spank, if you'll feel better i'll call you young lady ;-P

Nadl said...

i can't remember the safarova match very well anymore *sigh*
so i don't know

Spank said...

...Quote my mother: "You can go off people you know.."
:D LOL
j/k

Bumsby said...

What does it mean?!? *puzzled*

Spank said...

It's sarcastic joke to in reply to a funny sarcastic joke :D

marija said...

young lady, thank you and you mother for learning me something new. :-D

BARBIE said...

What's going on here ??? *scratches head*

Spank said...

:D

Bumsby said...

Yeah I thought it was a sarcastic joke, yet I didn't get the joke... what does "being off someone" means?

(And why aren't you English a little more creative as to use more than 15 words for everyday speech? :P )

Gentle said...

Bumsby.. English is a very confusing language, even to the English! we just learn enough to get by!! :-) Spank, reffering to current g/f, previous one lasted 15 years and outlasted pets unfortunately! :-(

Spank said...

I keep gettng people coming into my blog from this link -
http://wtaworld.com/showthread.php?t=243776&page=96

You'd have though people would have forgotten it by now..

Bumsby said...

?!?!
Forgotten what? *thinks*

Anonymous said...

But it was really funny, Spank.
I think people miss you over there.

Catherine said...

She'll have to be public with this g/f. After all, models want to be photographed and daughters of politicians are already newsworthy. No more crap about pictures and inquires.

Bumsby said...

I've read somewhere that Dominique de Villepin said that he respected his daughter's choice (homosexuality) but he didn't want too much publicity of her private life.

Spank said...

For me Homosexuality has never been a choice...

Politicians don't want anyone to over shadow them or distract media attention from them. Especially not adult relatives.
I bet DdV has another go at the presidency..

Bumsby said...

I don't think he was stating that homosexuality is a choice, but dating women is. I mean, millions of homosexual people get married and have a hetero family.

In brief Spank, we don't care if you're a lez, do like them and accept that offer of betrothal from that guy your family trusts and start churning out kids right away...

(LOL)

Bumsby said...

Just don't follow your inclinations! Repress yourself and behave, in the name of missionaryposition non-thinking. (LOL)

Spank said...

Shut up *throws book*

That is an abomination to humanity! :P

Bumsby said...

Pfff... humanity is worthless... (hey I was kidding, what do you think)

Spank said...

I know you were kidding :D ;)

BARBIE said...

Awww, Spank is throwing books at Bumsby, how romantic *grins*

Bumsby said...

Hopefully they're paperbacks, not hardcovers :P ;)

Spank said...

:P *throws book at Barbie too* :D ;)

BARBIE said...

Ouch Spank, it hurts *sad*

Bumsby said...

*gets jealous*

(LOL)

Spank said...

:D You can tell Amelie's not playing, as we only have ourselves to play with :D

Bumsby said...

I don't want to think she's injured... *sobs* :(

Spank said...

She gets a lot of injuries in that area..
I was going to post a thingy about it but I forgot maybe tomorrow I'll remember to do it..

Bumsby said...

Poor abductors, God know what she does to/with them *devil* :P

Bumsby said...

Btw what did you want to post? *curious*

BARBIE said...

Have patience, Bums, Spank will ultimately reveal it *angel*